[Pause for "Second Day Success" Applause] Amber enters Stage Right

Greetings!! I don't think anyone actually reads this blog, so I will just handle the light yet warm applause myself. "CLAP CLAP CLAP!!" Okay, so I did it again! Another perfect morning, made mostly perfect by getting up and working out...although, that peice of toast with strawberry jelly ran a close second. So, I've read on numerous occassions that you should alter your workout routines for maximum results. So today, I took my weights with me to the park so that I could work on arm definition. I will not have the first lady walkin' around with better arms than me on my wedding day! Plus, my dress is strapless, so there are really no other options. The 8 lb. weights really make a simple walk that much more intense. Plus, I can bust somebody in their kneecap if they try and git me for my iPod. Warn your friends: the girl in the park with the pink weights is not the one. I'm handing out a** whippins and lollipops, and I am smooth out of lollipops! *Real scenario: weights and iPod tossed in the grass and me running through the park screaming like a kid who just saw a clown.